...to be jolly...oh wait no thats not right.

Oh yeah its the OTHER depressing time of year, its my BUMDAY!

Happy bumday to me,
Happy bumday to me,

Happy buuuuumdaaaay to meeeeee-eeeeee,

Happy bumday to me

Cheers peeps, and here's to another year of waiting to die

Apologies for no new 3D stuff...I am currently without a video card capable of rendering

Hopefully be back up soon...

This isn't MySpace, there shouldn't be any Journals

But seeing as there are I think I will ignore it and get on with posting some more pics

I bet you are sitting at you meesage list and thinking....I know that name from somewhere? Who the hell is it? Well if you signed up to see new journals of mine then here ya go here is my first in a LONG time!

And if you still don't know who it is then shoo, go away, get outa here

I would go through my life story since I last did a journal but thats all boring worthless rubbish. Safe to say I am still alive (just) and I've decided to SUBMIT SOMETHING! Not 3D rubbish but a piccy of my second best friend in the whole wide world! She wasn't happy about it and I had to persuade her a little but in the end she cooperated....all be it grudgingly

Anyway enough of the inane babble, how have you all been in my absence? Taking care of yourselves I hope? Feel free to apend a comment or two onto this journal just letting me know if you are still alive or not, hey I might be talking to myself here !!! (No change there then )

Anyway I dunno how much I will be "back" as such but we'll see how it goes...

Toodles

I have been uncerimoniously tagged by *jax0n

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Couldn't find a book close to hand so this is from Page18, Line 4 of *my* book

"Opening the door he stepped out into the grated antechamber. He looked up and down the..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Now I look like a prat. Are you happy now? There is nothing but blank space there by the way...Can I put my arm down now please?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
What the Tudors did for us on UK History...Am I turning in to a boring old git?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1258pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1306pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The mini fridge next to me on the desk, I got it for xmas and its brill - 6 cans of pop without having to get up

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I don't *do* "outside" - I am a hermit recluse writer so quit with all this outside nonsense

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The ATi website to DL the new Catalyst drivers....sad geek? Me? Never!

9. What are you wearing?
Same as bloody always, Blue polo shirt, black trackie bottoms...

10. Did you dream last night?
I'm a freaking weirdo, what do you think?

11. When did you last laugh?
My maniacal laughter can be heard almost constantly now as I descend into the depths of solitary madness, faceal matter piling up around me, the stench of a putrified mind overbearing to the senses pushes me further over the precipice into mindless insanity...I think I need to get out more

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a 2005 Geiger calendar, some Tolkien copper presses, a view of a mountain lake and some picture I bought on a rugby tour South America (bought in Chile).

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I looked in to the mirror this morning as was more than slightly disturbed...

14. What do you think of this quiz?
bleh

15. What is the last film you saw?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
the world a conscience

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm not very intelligent...but I guess you already knew that...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
See answer 16

19. Do you like to dance?
No

20. George Bush:
Satan

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Not telling you cause you will nick it

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See answer 21

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Consider? When do I leave?!?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
There is a God?

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:

=chromosphere ~Ricto ^zilla774 ~Demonisk

"Live, don't just exist."
MindPhase, 2005